In the past year, the amount of press releases I have seen on green subjects and global warming has been truly staggering. I have not seen this much green since PacMan Jones “made it rain” at my bachelor party.
With that and the upcoming presidential election in mind, I decided to poke around this global warming issue. After doing some checking on the Internet (and we all know that is 100 percent accurate), the best as I can tell, the earth has gone up anywhere from 1°F to 2°F in the last 100 years. So pardon me if I don’t jump on the global warming bandwagon as I type this at my office in Michigan where it is currently 5° outside. If we keep going at this pace, in 200 years I will be going outside to a very balmy 10°.
Am I missing something? Is my handle on global warming about as secure as President Bush’s (see video below.)? Let me have it. That is what the comments section is for.