The list of idiotic criminals is as long as the list of celebrities that have checked into rehab. Jeffrey Mumani is on that idiotic criminals list. According to the, the 25-year-old man needed to be freed by firefighters because he was caught in a CVS store’s ventilation shaft.

What was his defense you ask? Apparantly he denied he was trying to steal prescriptions, but instead stated. “I heard a cat in the thing. I was trying to chase the cat.”

Well unless this guy is Alf, I am not buying the story. For the full article and some amusing pictures, visit