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If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie and Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer in cans one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


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