A state trooper was traveling along a two-lane highway when he came up behind a slow moving vehicle. Figuring that the car was slowing down to turn off into a driveway, he didn’t think much of it. But, the car didn’t turn off. It just kept going on and on, very slowly, so the trooper turned on his lights and the car pulled over to the side of the road.
When the trooper approached the driver’s window he discovered an elderly lady behind the wheel. “Madam”, he said as she gave him her driver’s license and proof of insurance, “I stopped you because you were going too slow and creating a traffic hazard.”