Gargaro's World: Some HVAC Poetry
February 20, 2009
It would be the understatement of the year to say I am not a
poetry aficionado. Unless, of course, we are talking about: “There once was a
man from Nantucket.”
So, obviously, I will leave the poetry to others. This one from
contractor Phil Jeffers recently crossed my desk and I thought I would share.
ODE to HVAC
When summer comes all
is not lost,
You’ll have the lowest operating costs.
Weather you live in
Your-Town, or reside in Mumfort,
You will have much better indoor comfort.
Living in a house, or
living in a shoe,
Your new system will dramatically increase
At night you hear
crickets, you here the hounds,
Cause new units make much less sounds.
Living in the country
or in the city,
You’ll have much better at control of
The CFC phase-out is
No problem, new units run on
environmentally friendly R410a.
Let me tell you just
what the facts is,
can get money back when you do your taxes.
You’ll have peace of
mind for your money spent.
Knowing you’ve lowered your carbon
As you live in your
house, or pass it on to your successors,
You’ll be much more comfortable with two
And if your unit
should ever “breaky”
Lucky for you, you’ll have longer